“Borrowers are made, not born”
Well, you are lucky enough to click this link and get into my site (This is not a spam!) Probably, you are just having a bad day and you want to quickly resolve it through borrowing (no money? no problem!) I can definitely help you! Don’t worry, this is absolutely for free, ideas are all borrowed anyway…(duh)! Welcome to “Getting into Debt 101”.
Let’s start to learn the 6 Legendary Techniques of Borrowing:
1. Dress to Impress. Do not look Poor.
2. Make a list and Profile your friends.
3.Be always ready with your winning spiel.
For Students and Officemates:
“Friend, pahiram naman wala akong barya. bayaran kita mamaya ha!”(Friend, I don’t have coins here, I’ll just pay you later)
“Friend, nakalimutan ko wallet sa bahay. pahiram naman oh.(Friend, I left my money in the house. Can I borrow some?)
“Friend, di ako makapaniwala sa nangyari. Nahold up ako!Pahiram naman oh.”(Friend, I can’t believe what just happened to me. I was robbed.Can I borrow?)
For Professionals and Businessmen:
“Bro, pahiram naman ng pera.Bayaran kita agad. Bukas darating pera ko”(Bro, Can I borrow money.I’ll pay you right away.I’ll have money tomorrow)
“Bro, mag invest ka sa business/project ko. May tubo ka 10% after 1 year.”(Bro, you can invest in my business/project. You will have your money back with 10% interest)
4. Acting is everything.
Time will heal.They will just forget it someday.
“Money often cost too much”– Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Anyone who borrows is a slave to the lender” Proverbs 22:7
“Debt is the worst poverty”-Thomas Fuller
“The wicked borrows and does not pay back, but the righteous is generous and gives”Psalm 37:31
“It takes 2 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it”– Warren Buffet